Radio man: Red Grave and its surrounding cities have ceased to function as a result of the mysterious tree that apparently attacked the city approximately one month ago. In light of this incident, the government has now—

Radio citizen: They're demons! I've seen them with my own eyes! Red Grave is completely taken over!

Radio woman: Let us pray for mercy. This is a trial from the heavens above... The end—

Nero: Same crap, different day.

So, tell me.

Nico: Tell you what?

Nero: How's it feel to be rescuing the guy that killed your father?

Nico: Hey, I'm glad we're gettin' personal. Well, he abandoned my mother and I and left us for dead... So, I feel nothin'.

Nero: Well he's not exactly going up for a Father of the Year award, now is he?

Nico: His research wasn't half bad. Came in handy. Mildly thankful for that...

Nero: You have to do that in here? It already smells like ass...

Nico: That's you.

Nero: Hey, Nico!

Nico: Don't lose your tits, I see 'em.

Nero: Hey, you have to hit every single bump in the road? Gonna ruin my groove!

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